- me: that show looks like it could ruin my life
- me: i think i'll start watching it
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
its so sad getting up in the morning and noticing you lost followers i mean if theres anything we learned from the 80’s its only common courtesy to wake me up before you go go
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
I love this thing its brilliant. Even if its your mother tongue, read it aloud anyway it’s worth it I promise.
My English teacher let me memorize this in high school
English learners, I am SO SORRY.
- Uterus: That new underwear looks nice.
- Uterus: It'd be a shame if something...
- Uterus: ...happened to it.
Horrible invention idea: a Derek Zoolander GPS voice. You would never be allowed to turn left.
You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic
youre so funny.
youre so hot.
of course i dont hate you.