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You know, just the drabbles, rants, deep thoughts, and immature gifs on a regular basis. Just the usual nonsense of a college kid. Enjoy your stay!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
(Source: twoukofukawa)
captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:
I’m pretty sure this is the best picture of Daniel Radcliffe ever.
“HOGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS-“
“Dan, we’re not at Hogwarts we’re-“
“WINGARDIUM LEVIOOOOOOOOSA”
“Dan, that’s not a wand, it’s a branch on fi-“
“MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER AND I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED”
“No you’re not”
“YOU SHUT UP”
We live in a world where Tom Hiddleston and Colin Mochrie fanboy at each other.
You have to understand how fucking beautiful that is.
I cry about this every now and then.
i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
(Source: buttermilkqueen)
I blame josh for me being so sarcastic
He is the fucking best
(Source: yoxfordboys)
They’re like, 12
The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via knightdress)
what do people even SAY during sex????
pitbull lyrics
yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY
I’m gonna write that down
me: that show looks like it could ruin my life
me:
me:
me:
me: i think i'll start watching it
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
(Source: sendificator)
a life without meaning, without drive, without focus… without goals or dreams… isn’t a life worth living. Life comes at you fast, it runs through your body and tries to escape and be expressed in any way possible. In a way, it’s a lot like… lightning.
(Source: sharlahey)
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
